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The 13 Funniest Names In Sport

A combo of bad parenting, immature humour and just complete bad luck. Here are the 13 funniest names in sport. Be glad you aren’t one of these guys!

1. Butt Fuchs

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2. Rusty Kuntz

A fine example of some truly, awful parenting.

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3. Steve Sharts

Ah, careful how high you lift your leg there Steve…

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4. Dick Trickle

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5. DeWanna Bonner

Too many jokes, too little time.

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6. Ivana Mandic

Well, you’ll just have to wait in hope for next Christmas.

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7. Destinee Hooker

Do you believe in fate?

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8. Dick Sisler

His face says it all…

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9. Andrei Arshavin

It’s important to be neat…

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10. Dick Paradise

Best Tinder line ever? “The name’s Paradise, …”

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11. Yoshie Takeshita

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12. Dick Felt

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13. Ralf Minge

Ralf, you unfortunate soul.

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They’re the top 13, but there are so many good ones that we can’t stop there! Here are the honourable mentions:

 

Bernt Haas

Legend has it he never sat down. That must be a pain in the… it’s too easy.

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Dong Dong

Shouldn’t be funny, but it is. Dong Dong.

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Wang Liqin

Hey, what’s your favourite pastime?

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Chubby Cox

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Tokyo Sexwale

Wale, wale, wale. What do we have here?

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Andre Muff

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Dean Windass

Nobody ever stood near Dean, he never knew why.

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